🧢 You Matzah Be Kiddin' Me – Torah Pines Trucker Hat 😎
This hat is so good, you’ll think it came straight from Mount Sinai. Whether you're leading a Shabbat hike, telling dad jokes in the desert, or just trying to block out the glare from the burning bush (aka the sun), this cap has you covered—literally.
✨ Features:
🧵 60% cotton, 40% polyester – Like mixing milk & meat... but kosher!
🛠️ Structured 6-panel design – Built stronger than a sukkah in a windstorm
🌬️ Mesh back – Because even Moses needed a little ventilation in the wilderness
🧢 Permacurv® visor – Keeps its shape like your bubbe’s opinions
🎯 Mid-profile fit – Not too high, not too low, just right (like your brisket temp)
🎛️ Adjustable plastic closure – One size fits most Jews and gentiles alike
🌀 Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ – Plenty of room for all your brilliant Talmudic thoughts
💬 "You Matzah Be Kiddin' Me" embroidery – Because nothing says Jewish camp swag like a pun that would make your rabbi groan.
Perfect for Passover hikes, poolside schmoozing, or just showing your Torah Pines pride. Grab one for you and your whole mishpacha! ✡️🧢💥
L’chaim to looking good! 👒🔥
🧢 You Matzah Be Kiddin' Me – Torah Pines Trucker Hat 😎
This hat is so good, you’ll think it came straight from Mount Sinai. Whether you're leading a Shabbat hike, telling dad jokes in the desert, or just trying to block out the glare from the burning bush (aka the sun), this cap has you covered—literally.
✨ Features:
🧵 60% cotton, 40% polyester – Like mixing milk & meat... but kosher!
🛠️ Structured 6-panel design – Built stronger than a sukkah in a windstorm
🌬️ Mesh back – Because even Moses needed a little ventilation in the wilderness
🧢 Permacurv® visor – Keeps its shape like your bubbe’s opinions
🎯 Mid-profile fit – Not too high, not too low, just right (like your brisket temp)
🎛️ Adjustable plastic closure – One size fits most Jews and gentiles alike
🌀 Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ – Plenty of room for all your brilliant Talmudic thoughts
💬 "You Matzah Be Kiddin' Me" embroidery – Because nothing says Jewish camp swag like a pun that would make your rabbi groan.
Perfect for Passover hikes, poolside schmoozing, or just showing your Torah Pines pride. Grab one for you and your whole mishpacha! ✡️🧢💥
L’chaim to looking good! 👒🔥